January 2009
12 posts
“I love Friday night diner dinners with Christina even if John has to come too...”
– Nicole, on Facebook
Jan 30th
My Job is Good for Something
Here’s an email from Rob: “So this woman was taking a test by my mom today and she was a real bitch who thought who she was.  I guess there was some sort of problem and they made her wait, so she said something, “well I’m a professor and going for my Ph.D”.  So my mom said to her, “Oh, that’s nice. My son’s friend is a professor” and the lady...
Jan 23rd
Jan 18th
“There’s a Bugs Bunny movie, “Fantasy Island” or something, and in it Daffy finds...”
– -  Christina (via blueeyedgreek) Ashamedly, I am protective of my money. But, I need it!
Jan 17th
The irony
My car is leaking antifreeze and it’s technically freezing outside. Isn’t that a bitch?
Jan 15th
I guess it's good I get paid crap
I teach three classes in a row at a two-year college. The class right smack in the middle was canceled today due to low attendance. So now I have a yawning two hour break in the middle of my two sections. And I can’t pick up another course because the semester starts in five days, three of which are a holiday weekend.  Oh, yeah, and I also don’t get paid. Bollocks.
Jan 15th
Amazon has hit a new low →
Read the customer reviewz.
Jan 15th
Arg Obamican
I tried Obamican-ing us and it won’t save! And it was funny. Fail.
Jan 14th
Aries
A friend sent a mass email detailing the behavioral characteristics associated with zodiac signs. I’m an Aries. Here’s the rundown: ARIES - The Daredevil (Mar 21 - April 19) Energetic… Adventurous and spontaneous. Confident and enthusiastic. Fun. Loves a challenge. EXTREMELY impatient. Sometimes selfish. Short fuse. (Easily angered.) Lively, passionate, and sharp wit. Outgoing....
Jan 14th
“He pretended he was sleeping so he didn’t have to answer; it’s his only defense.”
– -Christina on her husband’s avoidance of an incriminating question. (via blueeyedgreek) It’s absolutely true. He goes unconscious as if he were a fainting goat.
Jan 12th
Laptop, Checkmate
I’ve been crap and have not posted, but it’s because 1) I’m usually stuck in the house with this weird snow every week thing, 2) stuff has been going on, and 3) I haven’t started work yet, so I’ve not much to talk about. Well, I could go on forever about Clinton (on WTNT) and his inability to ever wear socks or the bazillion books I’ve read in the past few weeks...
Jan 12th
Dante's Inferno Test →
The Dante’s Inferno Test has banished you to the Fifth Level of Hell! Here is how you matched up against all the levels: Level | Score Purgatory | Low Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low Level 2 | Moderate Level 3 | High Level 4 | Moderate Level 5 | Very High Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very Low Level 7 | High Level 8- the Malebolge | High Level 9 - Cocytus | Moderate SCORE!!!!
Jan 6th