January 2011
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December 2010
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At least we had time for cake
Since the Snowpocalypse hit a mere 36 hours before my sister and I were planning on taking my niece to NYC to see the Tree, we decided to push back our excursion until today. I’m glad we did because travel, even on public transportation, was an absolute mess on Tuesday. The only issue with today was that my niece had a birthday party to attend at 3:00 in Fairfield, NJ. We decided to still go...
Blizzard
It’s blizzarding here in New Jersey. By the time I got out of the gym at 11:30 am, the snow had already started. Now, almost twelve hours later, it’s a white out. The wind is blowing so hard that maintenance shoveling (for others, not me, pfffft) is out of the question. About a half hour ago, I did venture outside. I tried to shovel a small path for the dogs to go do their business. By...
Murry Chritmus, peeps.
I’m not posting a long Christmas post because, well, I had a good day and I’d rather play with my toys (Flip camera, Scrabble Flash, cash) than type.
Thank you, Jesus, for being born. And, you know, doing all that stuff you did. Thank you, secular society, for deciding that presents should be attached to the holiday.
This is how married people communicate via FB
John's status (while at work until 2 AM Christmas morning): Merry Christmas. The shitter was full.
My Comment: Lovely.
John: Haters gonna hate. Tis been a long night.
Me: Ewwww. Your kid is in bed. The presents are under the tree. Now, I'm going to drink heavily. That was my Christmas poem to you.
John: Thank you. I will start at 0220 hours
Me: Nope...you have to be bright-eyed and bushy-tailed early in the AM so that we can open presents and get our shit together to be at your parents' house by 11 AM. No dithering, gym time, or hangovers allowed.
Me: Night, biotch. I'm tired. Love you.
John: I will dither and malinger all I want
Rob: I'm going outside in my robe tomorrow morning and just dumping chemicals in the street since we don't have a chemical toilet. I just need the hat that he's wearing.
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Anonymous asked: Hey there buddie! Just wanted to let you know a package was mailed yesterday and hopefully it'll be there by at least Xmas eve. I think (and hope) you and goose enjoy it.
Your buddie. =)
Your buddie. =)
Secret
When John’s not home, I turn on all the lights. And I jack up the heat.
Grammar Humor
Knock knock?
Who’s there?
To.
To who?
To whom.
Ahahahahahaha.
Things Kids Today Will Never Experience...
thedirtydan:
kristynseda:
walkingincircles:
1. Operating a pay phone
2. Blowing into Nintendo cartridges
3. Your character in Oregon Trail contracting dysentery
4. Having to log off AOL to make a phone call
5. Writing in cursive
6. Addressing an envelope
7. How to write a check
8. How to adjust the time on a VCR
9. Reading Ricky-Ticky-Tavi
10. Using a TV guide
Add your own...
Do not take pictures...not even NOW
This weekend was NYC-arama. I drove through midtown so many times Bloomberg should have given me my own lane.
On Friday, John skipped the majesty that is “Peewee’s Playhouse,” so Diana—the only other person to truly become excited over the prospect of screaming over the Secret Word of the Day—trucked along to the theater with me. We left at 5:00 pm and sat in...
Ug. Eck. Uck. Eep.
New meds are doing the mambo on my stomach lining.
Lori McLean Three Diamond Bud Ring →
I need money to fall out of the sky so that I can own this. Erin has great taste in websites.
A student just told me that I remind her of a...
Is that good?
Do you know what I hate more than anything in the universe?
Ham.
No, I’m kidding. (I really don’t like ham, but I digress.) What really sends shivers down my spine and my lunch back up through my esophagus is snot. That’s right—boogers. I can take blood, vomit, urine, what have you unless it’s leaking out of someone’s proboscis. When I would see little kids at...
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I officially find the internet boring.
Anyone know any cool sites? (no porn, please…my virgin eyes).
Anyone?
Anonymous asked: First and for most, I would sincerely like to apologize for not sending anything for November. I do feel bad and I won't make excuses for my forgetting. I promise this month you'll be getting a package. Again I apologize if you felt forgotten.
Your Tumblr buddie. <3
Your Tumblr buddie. <3
My Observation for Fall 2010, or Why am I still a...
By 10:00 am, Professor [redacted] has written today’s agenda on the board along with upcoming dates and deadlines, has exchanged comfortable conversation with early arrivers, and has taken the roll. She reviews the plan of the day and gives students an immediate short assignment due before the end of class today, looking ahead to the portfolio process during week 14. This shows she plans well...