Notes & December 23, 2011 I have the funniest family Sister's FB Status:So I now smell like vanilla. Why you ask? Because I spilt a tablespoon of it all over myself. Atleast it's a good smell. Me:Are you a stripper? Sis:What???? Me:Strippers smell like vanilla. Sis:Ummmm no I am not! Sister-in-Law:@Chrissy: how do you know what strippers *smell* like? Me:side job Sis:Only my sister! [SIL} at least you are not blood related to her... Poor [niece] though, our crazy blood runs through her veins. Me:I'm not crazy. I needed "college money." SIL:At least she will be creative! I'm going to now attempt to come up with what I think Chrissy's stripper name would have been... Me:Go ahead. You'll get a prize if you do. I'm stripperstiltzkin. SIL:Do you have a "now spin this into gold, bitches" tattoo? Me:I spin my stripper pole into gold...or dolla billz! SIL:All I can up with is lame pseudo raunchy stuff you would have said, given your major... Like "Baby got Steinbeck"....Or..."Edgar Allen Poe some digs on me, baby..." Sis:Don't you mean Edgar Allen Ho? Me:"Faulkner? Barely Touched Her." SIL:Nice. How about "Thoreau" some of dat ass my way, baby! Filed under family inappropriate is in our family crest
