Exiled to the Pointless Forest

Because this round-headed lady usually never has a point

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interweber:

feministsofthe90s:

reality bites

If this is this my dream existence, do I need to move to LA? 

So the first day I got my license a million years ago, I wrenched the car keys from my father’s fingers and drove (slowly with hands in the 10 & 2 Position) to my best friend foreva’s house. I honked the Corsica’s horn twice and out she came, in 90’s grunge attire, to go with me on my first jaunt.
But since my parents knew I was a shyte driver were anal-retentive and over-protective, they said I could only drive Jackie around the block.
Picture it: Bloomfield, NJ circa 1997. Jackie and Christina cruising around and around Beardsley Avenue so we could listen to all of Squeeze’s “Tempted,” a la Reality Bites.
Damnit, that’s a good memory.

interweber:

feministsofthe90s:

reality bites

If this is this my dream existence, do I need to move to LA? 

So the first day I got my license a million years ago, I wrenched the car keys from my father’s fingers and drove (slowly with hands in the 10 & 2 Position) to my best friend foreva’s house. I honked the Corsica’s horn twice and out she came, in 90’s grunge attire, to go with me on my first jaunt.

But since my parents knew I was a shyte driver were anal-retentive and over-protective, they said I could only drive Jackie around the block.

Picture it: Bloomfield, NJ circa 1997. Jackie and Christina cruising around and around Beardsley Avenue so we could listen to all of Squeeze’s “Tempted,” a la Reality Bites.

Damnit, that’s a good memory.

(Source: landofdisappointment)

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