Exiled to the Pointless Forest

Because this round-headed lady usually never has a point

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The fact that one of my students saw this on a field trip and bought it for me as an early birthday present makes me feel like less of a professional fuck-up.

The fact that one of my students saw this on a field trip and bought it for me as an early birthday present makes me feel like less of a professional fuck-up.

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I dropped yogurt on myself this morning, and thus began a 45 minute debacle of cleaning up a million things. Because, stupid yogurt, you go EVERYWHERE.

Couch, shirt, floor, fuck! my pants too?…, the couch cover, now more of the floor, the basement door?!? How is this happening? Ahhhh, my sock!

Filed under me food yogurt i'm so over it

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Me:
I miss you and have a vague case of the crankies.
Nicole:
I'm trying to [do hard work stuff] and want to murder everyone.
Me:
Double crankies. ... Are you home this weekend? Come over and we'll drink. John works nights.
Nicole:
I think so. Sure!
Me:
OK. Suicide averted.

Filed under me nicole queenofmedia cranky fuck night shift

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Me checking to make sure my makeup looked subtle smoky and not dead girl walking. (Compare the hair to a recent post. It’s growing. )

Me checking to make sure my makeup looked subtle smoky and not dead girl walking. (Compare the hair to a recent post. It’s growing. )

Filed under me work hair

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I’m having a problem caring about absolutely anything today.

me

Should I be worried or just really psyched at my stamina?

Filed under me life apathy